The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.