Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.