Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.