[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.