After wisdom comes wit.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.