Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.