Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.