A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.