[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.