Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.