The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.