The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.