Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.