Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.