The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.