The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

After wisdom comes wit.