The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond