Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.