Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
After wisdom comes wit.