Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.