Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.