Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.