Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.