[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.