Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.