Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.