After wisdom comes wit.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.