Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.