The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.