The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.