Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond