A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.