The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.