The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.