Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.