Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.