The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.