Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.