The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.