A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.