A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

After wisdom comes wit.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.