A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.