Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.