A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

After wisdom comes wit.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.