Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.