The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.