Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.