The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.