A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.