It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.