The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.