Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.