Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.