A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.