In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.