Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.