The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.