Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.