A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.