Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.