A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
After wisdom comes wit.