Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
All work and no pay makes a housewife.