Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.