A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.