Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.