Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.