Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
After wisdom comes wit.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.