Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.