The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.