Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.