Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.