Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.