This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

After wisdom comes wit.