Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.