Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.