A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.