Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.