Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.