Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.