Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.