Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.