Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.