[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.