A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.