The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.