A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.