Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.