The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.