[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.