Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.