Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
After wisdom comes wit.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.