If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors.
Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.
Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.