Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.

I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!

Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.