I may not be the best dad but I taught my son how to get free samples at the mall.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.

I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would start five fights every weekend and lose terribly. First you start off fighting with one person and then he beats you up; and then one guy would be laughing, so you would hit him, too.