I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.
Felipe EsparzaValentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.
Felipe EsparzaI gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.
Felipe EsparzaI listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over and over on a Fisher Price record player. A friend in high school also introduced me to Richard Pryor. I wasn't writing material back then, but I would say funny stuff. I was good at making fun of people's moms. If I knew something personal about you, it would be used against you.
Felipe Esparza