I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.