I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.