If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.