You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.
You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.
I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.
We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.
I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.