You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

I got jumped into a gang, but I never shot anybody or anything. I might have been in the car when something happened, but I was involved in the gangs just for the drugs. After a while, I just became an outcast of the gang because I just liked the drugs. I just wanted to do more drugs, anything you put in my hand.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.