You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.
Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.
I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.