Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Every week for me was the same audience, and every week they heckled me. The better I got at comedy, the better the audience was at heckling me. But it helped me with my joke writing.

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.

Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.