We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.
I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.
Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.