I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.

A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.

Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.

Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.