I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.