They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!