Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?