If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.