If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Frankie BoyleI can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
Frankie BoyleFor 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
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