It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.