It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine they were told that the mission was to rescue a bearded British hostage and he must be brought out alive.

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.