Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
Frankie BoyleJordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
Frankie BoyleI like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.
Frankie Boyle