I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.