My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.
Frankie BoyleWhy is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
Frankie BoyleThat should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
Frankie BoyleThe owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.
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